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DING!DING!here he comes, with his pringles and maoam

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One day down in the bad side of town,
You know, the part you shouldn't hang around,
There was a guy whose name wasn't Rob,
Or Fred, or Bill, or Tom, no it was Bob
Bob was a nice guy with a girlfriend that was cute
Bob also played an instrument, guess which one, it's the flute all like
DOO DOO DOOOO DOOOO DOOOO DOO DOO DOOOO DOO DOOOO DOO DOOOO and stop one day
He was walking down the street and got hassled by some guys
They were punchin' him and kickin' him, lumps started to arise
Then suddenly a unicorn appeared out of thin air
The bad guys ran away cause they pretty darn scared
The unicorn turned to Bob and said you must save the princess
Bob was flabbergasted and absolutely speechless
The unicorn said "cm'aan man I don't have all freagn' day"
Bob was still surprised but still replied "oookay"
The unicorn held out something "take the magical sword"
Bob took it and said "is this for real*sigh* oh lord"
"Go through this portal to the land of fantasy"
Bob was screaming, "I want my mommy"

2 hours later bob was fighting a monster cow
to be continued........ right now
swords against teeth, clingn' and clangn'
and on the cows head, the princess, bangn' and bangn'
then suddenly the fight ended with a slice
the cows belly exploded, and the stank wasn't very nice
both the princess and bob barfed, cause of all the slimey grass
"Oh man," said bob "That smells like beeeep"
"Well your quest is over" said the princess "goodbye"
Bob was kinda sad "What? No! Huh? Why?"
The portal opened "Wait" said Bob "Before I go" "Yes" said the princess "You're as cute as my girlfriend you know..."

Bob was back in the alley in his 'hood
He thought, "The unicorn should be here, he said he would"
Bob was confused so he looked around
He finally found the unicorn on top a trash mound
Bob said, "You look bad, like you swam to Sydney"
The unicorn said "Those thugs took my frickn' kidney"

Well im sorry my friends
And I hope we meet again
But till then...this is the end.


Recent Game Medals

Truth 5 Points Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'. Medal Stats.
Out With a Ding 25 Points Beat the Game Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 50 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Brawn 10 Points The more aggressive problem solver. Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 50 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Traveler 5 Points Enter a portal. Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 25 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Warm Up 5 Points Complete the Tutorial Level Medal Stats.
Tighty whitey power 10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form. Medal Stats.
Rude awakening 10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form. Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 72 (From 19 different games.)